Joke – Where are you now?


There was this jealous husband. He likes keeping tabs on the wife as he works far away from home. Anytime he calls the wife, his favourite question is ‘where are you now?’ and he likes adding the things like:

‘Where are you now as I am talking to you now?’

‘Where are you now as I am taking my bath now?’

‘Where are you now as I am driving to work now?’

‘Where are you now as I am taking my lunch now?’

‘Where are you now as I am lying down on the bed now?’

One day, the wife paid him a surprise visit and caught him in a compromising position with another lady. The wife said,



‘Where are you now as I am about to kill you now?’

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