Joke – Wedding Guest!


There was this lady. Let’s call her Jane. She’s been attending so many of her friends’ weddings. She kept attending with the hope that one day, it’ll be her turn and her friends will attend hers. She was also hopeful that she could meet Mr. Right in one of these weddings. So, on and on and on she kept attending weddings.

Finally, Jane got Mr. Right. Let’s call him John. Both of them attended yet another friend of Jane wedding. While at the wedding, after so much music and dancing and eating, Jane decided to pop the question like a fresh bottle of wine.

“John, isn't this lovely? When are we doing ours?”

The question landed on John like a heavy stone. He was not prepared.

“Jane, it’s not long we started going out. We need time to know each other. When the time is right, we shall cross that bridge.”

“John, how do you mean? We've been together for more than 6 months. Anna and her husband went out for 6 months before marriage. Rose and her hubby went out for 4 months. Even Stella and her ‘koobo’ leg spent 3 months before marriage.

“John, there is no bridge you've not crossed since we started going out. You cross River Niger Bridge when coming to my house. You crossed the bridge to my heart. You even crossed the bridge to my womb. By the way, I’m 2 months pregnant.”

John fainted. When he woke up, he asked, ‘What’s going on?’

Jane answered, ‘You are going to be a daddy, hubby!’

John, ‘I thought I was dreaming.’

Jane, ‘Yeah… Dream on, hubby! By the way, while you were down, you were shouting ‘Esther, help me. Esther, help me. Who’s Esther by the way?’

John replied in slow motion, ‘My… My… My wife!’

Guess whose turn is to faint?

You guessed right…







Jane fainted.


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