Joke – Trekking!


There was a time I thought that the words ‘trek’ or ‘trekking’ are solely Pidgin English words. Even when I found out that they are proper English words, I still feel reluctant using them as such.

‘O boy, where you dey trek go?
‘Guy, nor be small trekking o?
‘We trek so tail we tire.
‘See trekking!’

All the same, it’s all good. My people, if you want to trek a long distance, don’t follow a busy road. Otherwise, all Dick, Ekenne, Lawal, and Henry will see you and even offer you a ride.

‘Na soo… One day, one guy dey trek long distance go work. Let’s call him John. As money nor dey, my guy say make e use am do exercise. As he dey go, one car stop to give am lift, this guy refuse. “Don’t worry, I’m not going far.”

‘One motorcycle (okada) show, offering this guy a lift. John refused. “I’m trying to exercise my legs.”

‘One bicycle rider came along, offering a lift. Again, John refused. “Don’t worry. No biggie. My destination is just a stone throw away.”

‘As John dey trek dey go, one guy with wheelbarrow come dey pass. The wheelbarrow guy come slow down and looked invitingly in the direction of John, indirectly offering a lift.

‘John provoke, “Na wetin? You nor go look where you dey go? Who you wan carry for wheelbarrow? Your Papa! Shege (shame)!”

‘Wheelbarrow guy reply: “Bros, nor be quarrel na. As I see you dey trek for hot sun, I say make I help now? Na bad thing?” ’

John: ‘See you! Me and you who need help? Because you get wheelbarrow, you think say you better pass me, abi? Look, me I don buy 4 car tires for house. Tomorrow, I go buy car seats and seat belt. Next year, I go buy the remaining parts of the car. Come next year, we go know who better pass. Mschew…’



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