Joke – ASUU Strike!


Let me start with this: It’s a joke and no pun intended. We know ASUU has been on strike for months and some months ago, the government stopped paying lecturers’ salaries. As the strike tarried, one lecturer took matters in his own hands and started a hunger strike with the aim of bringing attention to the strike issue and possibly ending it. (He forgot that hunger strike nor dey work for Naija; hunger go kill you die. Nobody go say sorry.)

This lecturer continued on and on with the strike. Relatives, friends, well-wishers, landlord, traders, creditors and the likes pleaded with him to stop the hunger-strike, but he refused. A friend asked, ‘Do you want to lose your life over this strike?’He said, ‘I’m ready to die for my beliefs.’ (for em mind, em na Madiba)
‘Aluta continua, hunger acerta!’

Recently, the FG ordered lecturers to go back to work or face sack. When this hunger-stricken lecturer heard that threat, he went indoors, took his bath, ate, and went to work. His colleagues and others concerned were all surprised by his U-turn and they asked him why the change of heart.
He replied, ‘I don’t want to lose my job. At least now, FG will pay salaries of those who agree to go back to work. Hunger be wan kill me die.’


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