Joke – Text message


A man sent airtime to his a lady friend. In appreciation, she sent a text:

‘May God bless you wondafooly.’

The man felt that the lady was drowsy when she sent the message. 

Another time, he sent another airtime, she replies:

‘May God bless you plantainfooly.’

Well, maybe she was in a hurry when she typed the text. Yet again, he sent another airtime. Her reply:

‘May God bless you messifooly.’

In anger, the man, a Madrid fan, replied:

‘Kindly return my airtime now or I will deal with you ronaldoly and balefooly’

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